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[intro]

(drum 8x)

     B
~Ooohh

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

B
     I'm sorry baby

B7                         E
     I could not see you tonight

   Em
So cold and almost naked

        B
So many people outside

B7                    E
And everyone can clearly see

    C#m
I'm not supposed to be here

    F#                            (F#)
And you were supposed to be with me...

[verse]

(ok, lemme explain)

      B
I was minding my own business

         B
Drinking cocktails at the bar

         E                              B
A couple people singing songs about the sea (what shall we do with the drunken sailor)

     B
So I joined and drank some too

           B
And nearly tripped on my guitar

            E                                B
Played some music, jumped around and lost my keys

[bridge]

    F#
And then I saw your message

        E
"Do you want to fool around"

  F#
I nearly lost my balance

       E
Almost fell right to the ground

  C#m
I ran straight to your room

               E
('cause my key had not yet been found)

    C
The lift was on your floor, but then

  B
I heard an awful sound...

(we all know this sound, right?)

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

                  B
I.. was.. sooo... cloooose to you baby

B7                          E
         Standing nearly at your door

   Em
My shirt ( thrown ) down the hallway

       B
And my pants on the floor

B7                            E
      I could not resist your charm

    C#m
But someone had to vape inside

F#                          B
   Setting off... the fire alarm

[guitar solo]
B | B7 | E | Em
B | B7 | E | Em

[chorus]

B
     I'm sorry baby

B7                         E
     Because I really want to come   (to your room)

        Em
But I'm getting kinda desperate  (to be honest)

         B
But also cold and numb

B7                         E
     Please accept my explanation

    C#m
And forgive me for this

F#              B         (E B F# B)
Premature evacuation